The mind of a 5-year old...

Last night Lunden crawled into bed with me and made me cry with laughter...here's how the conversation went:

Lunden: VERY LOUDLY, passes gas several times

Me: "Lunden did you toot?"

Lunden:  "I don't smell anything."

Me:  "Did you toot?"

Lunden:  "Do you smell anything?"

Me:  "I don't smell anything, I just heard the sound."

Lunden:  "I don't know...maybe it was a duck or something."

LOL...